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PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Ores Mined:	9105

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

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Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	132	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9024
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4648
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Animals Bred:	80

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4499	Zombie Dances:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	105	Treasure Maps Found:	8

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.