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CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7027
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8416	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Potions Brewed:	141	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!