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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 708 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.
explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.
so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.
