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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2650 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.
So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!