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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1957 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.
also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.
and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.
so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.
