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  • CraftyTimeWarp

    CraftyTimeWarp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever feel like you’re the right person, but you’re just stuck in the wrong time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a silly concept that we like to mess around with! Join us and experience the thrill of building a time machine out of blocks and traveling back to the Jurassic period to ride dinosaurs. Or maybe fast forward to the future and battle robot zombies with laser swords! The possibilities are endless on our server, where time is just a suggestion and fun is mandatory. So come on, join us and be the right person at the right time (or any time you choose)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pharaoh’sCraft Minecraft Server

    Pharaoh’sCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, egypt just had an emergency arab summit after trump’s gaza plan made everyone super mad, but like, forget all that drama and come join our server instead! we got pharaohs riding pigs, camels wearing diamond armor, and even a secret pyramid full of enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin is a legit genie who grants wishes (as long as it’s not for more wishes, duh). so come on over and let’s build a sandcastle together, cuz who needs political turmoil when u can have a blast in minecraft land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BillionaireBashMC

    BillionaireBashMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we make billionaires cry by halving their wealth! Watch as we strip them of their diamonds and gold, leaving them with only dirt and cobblestone. The Left Party of Germany has nothing on us when it comes to redistributing wealth in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and join us in this wild adventure of wealth redistribution and chaos! Who needs billionaires when you have a server like ours? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Billie Jean’s DNA Test Server

    Billie Jean’s DNA Test Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the cows do the macarena all day long. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see you coming.

    if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gamer Traits Predict Gun Violence

    Gamer Traits Predict Gun Violence

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA GUNS AND WE AINT AFRAID TO USE ‘EM! WE DID A STUDY AND FOUND OUT THAT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE A BADASS GANGSTA WITH NO EMPATHY! WE AINT CARE BOUT NO ENVIRONMENT, WE JUST WANNA SHOOT SH*T UP AND HAVE A BLAST! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC GUN VIOLENCE FUN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Midnight Minecraft

    Midnight Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Midnight Minecraft Server Overview

    Opened 14th December
    Modpack Contains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods
    Community Projects
      • Midnight Island: A fantasy themed town around spawn
      • Tinker Town: A steampunk/factory themed town
      • Nether railway
      • Community farms

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted.
    What type of players is the server looking for? Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around.
    What dimensions are currently open on the server? Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events.
    What are some planned projects on the server? Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Oshi’s Adventure Land 1.20.4

    Oshi’s Adventure Land 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where we make your oshi suffer in the most hilarious ways possible!

    Because who needs real, interpersonal love when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?

    Keep your oshi’s boyfriend a secret on our server and watch the drama unfold as you try to hide your virtual relationship from other players.

    Or be open about having a boyfriend on our server and experience the joy of catching people talking smack about him behind your back.

    Come join us for a wild ride of virtual relationships and drama, because who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExBlockTawkZones

    ExBlockTawkZones

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to your friend drone on and on about her ex-boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is ex-free, so you can build, mine, and explore without any ex-talk distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are filled with heart-shaped gems just waiting for you to discover. So say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and start crafting your own happily ever after!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBrainFartz

    BlockyBrainFartz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, gravity-defying chickens, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs therapy when you can just join our server and let the chaos consume you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RegimeFall Minecraft Server

    RegimeFall Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for freedom like the iranian opposition group in paris!!! we have over 6,000 players rallying for the fall of the regime…of boring servers! join us and overthrow the tyranny of boring gameplay with our epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs politics when you can be building giant castles and battling dragons with your friends? come join the revolution and be a part of something truly epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP