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Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

Alexis Rocha, Anuchai Donsua, Box, boxing, Brad Pauls, DAZN, December 7th, Denzel Bentley, Egidijus Kavaliauskas, Emanuel Navarrete, espn, Hussein Muhamed, Lawrence Okolie, Liam Paro., Minecraft, Oscar Valdez, Palomino, Palomino edition, Rafael Espinoza, Raul Curiel, Richardson Hitchins, Robeisy Ramirez, Ryosuke Nishida, sky sports, smp, Souleymane Cissokho, TNT Sports, Viva MFN Mexico

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	166
Votes:	6237	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2070
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Isnt, letting go, Loneliness, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, saying goodbye, smp, sorrow, starting over

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Divine Spears Created:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

Rent-Free Minecraft Server

afford rent, American society, capitalism, Cultural differences, demoralized, Despair, Dystopia, economic hardship, homelessness, hopelessness, immigration, income inequality, job market, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, opt out, POVERTY, quality of life, RentFree, Server, social isolation, societal issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Animals Bred:	159	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

aggressive behavior, anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, heated argument, hostility, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, player, Problem, Problematic, smp, Tension

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	674642
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, anime culture, anime fans, anime industry, Anime news, beehive, Buzz, Community, Confirmed, discussion, Fandom, Jjk, Kagurabachi, KGB, long tail, Minecraft, normies, Opinions, Otaku, ruin, Server, speculation, tags

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	987207	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

Me? For Minecraft SMP

2000s aesthetic, 2000s nostalgia, animation, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, Anime Series, comic books, fan culture, Japanese culture, Manga, manga art, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, painfully 2000s, retro anime, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

AMOUNT, bill, blocky, Bucks, CHECK, cost, Currency, Dining, dining out, Dinner, eating out, gratuity, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, MONEY, payment, Receipt, Restaurant, Server, service, tip, TOTAL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Void Armor Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

“Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

Adult Dating, age, age preference, body image, body type, boob, dating criteria, dating preferences, large breasts, man seeking woman, MANLET, mature dating, mature women, Minecraft, partner search, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical features, Quest, relationship goals, saggy boobs, smp, specific desires

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!