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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3611 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?