SeafoodSurpriseCraft

appreciation, Caregiver, Communication, Confrontation, Diagnosis, employees, exclusion, family, Frustration, husband, Illness, lung cancer, misunderstanding, relationship, Rude, seafood boil, SeafoodSurpriseCraft, Small Business, Spaghetti

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	909085
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	4595
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	2009

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as spicy as a seafood boil! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your husband surprises you with a $400 seafood feast without even asking if you want any.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back like your sister-in-law’s husband hiding leftovers in the fridge. And just like your husband’s promise of making you spaghetti to show appreciation, we promise to provide endless fun and laughter to make up for any misunderstandings.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only thing spreading faster than lung cancer is the excitement of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft world full of surprises and unexpected plot twists? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

SickTalk Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SickTalk, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3657	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Our server is so crazy that we don’t even talk about normal diseases or illnesses – we only discuss the most outlandish and absurd ones. From the dreaded Chicken Nuggetitis to the rare case of Exploding Block Syndrome, you’ll never run out of bizarre topics to chat about with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players dress up their creepers in the most stylish outfits they can find. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where pigs and their owners compete for the title of fastest swine in the land.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. Who knows, you might even discover a new disease or two along the way!

VetoCraft: Cancel Congress 66%

AMERICANS, Cancel, checks and balances, citizen empowerment, civic engagement, Congress, Congressional bills, Decision making, Democracy, direct democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmaking process, legislation, majority rule, participatory democracy, People’s Veto, political reform, public opinion, reddit, veto power, VetoCraft, Voting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of Congress making all the decisions? Do you wish you had more power to cancel out their ridiculous bills? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have implemented the People’s Veto! That’s right, with a whopping 66% majority vote, you can single-handedly cancel out any Congressional bill that doesn’t sit right with you. Want to ban creepers from exploding? Done. Think it’s time to legalize diamond swords for all citizens? Consider it done! Join our server now and become the ultimate lawmaker in the world of Minecraft. Who needs Congress when you have the power of the People’s Veto on your side?

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

activism, blast, BlastCraft, Conflict, freedom, Government, Honor, Justice, Liberation, memorial, Minecraft, prisoners, protest, Remembrance, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, solidarity, Support, Tragedy, Tribute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we honor fallen soldiers by building giant statues of them out of blocks! we also have a quest where you have to free prisoners from the evil government by navigating through a maze of lava and creepers. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

CraftyMaduroDefeated

Analysis, CraftyMaduroDefeated, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, exit polling, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Results, socialist regime, south america, Venezuela, voter turnout, Voting, wide margin

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we have more votes than Maduro in Venezuela! our players are like the opposition, kicking butt and taking names in every game. we have more fun than a political revolution, with crazy builds and epic battles. join us and be part of the winning team, unlike poor old Maduro. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Craftopia: Less Ppl, Less Crime & Traffic

city development, Community safety, community well-being, craftopia, crime, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, demographic shift, law enforcement, population decline, population decrease, PPL, public policy, Public Safety, social trends, societal impact, traffic, traffic control, traffic decrease, transportation management, urban growth, Urban planning, urbanization

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the hustle and bustle of crowded servers? Well, come join our server where the population is declining faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!

Astros Reach: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend and creepers are just needy mobs! Join now for a blast!

application, astros, blast, Community, Community Focused, CREEPERS, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friend, Girls, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, Join, microphone, mobs, Mods, Needy, Optimization, Reach, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join us for a dedicated vanilla Minecraft experience with a tight-knit community.

Features	Details
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free creative world	Available for community use
Events	Weekly and monthly events on the server
Community	Helpful and knowledgeable player base
Staff	Dedicated staff members for player experience

Server Information:

Server Version: 1.21

No world-border

Various recipe add-ons for enhanced gameplay

High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join Astros Reach, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Microphone recommended.

Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Astros Reach a vanilla Minecraft server?	Yes, Astros Reach focuses on a vanilla Minecraft experience with some gameplay enhancements.
How long has Astros Reach been in operation?	Astros Reach has been running for a year.
What is required to join the server?	Join our Discord, fill out an application, and be over the age of 18.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Astros Reach hosts weekly and monthly events for the community.
What version of Minecraft does Astros Reach run on?	The server is currently on version 1.21.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

chinese nationalists, communism, identity politics, Ideology, internet culture, Minecraft, nationalism, online activism, online communists, Online Community, online debate, online discourse, online rhetoric, political beliefs, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Propaganda, Redstone, revolution, russian nationalists, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of dealing with fake communists who are actually just Russian or Chinese nationalists in disguise? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can truly embrace your inner communist without any nationalist shenanigans!

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs, where you can overthrow oppressive regimes and build a utopian society with your fellow comrades. Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, where you can plot your revolution and strategize your next move.

But beware, there are spies lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your plans and spread capitalist propaganda. Stay vigilant and always remember: in the world of Minecraft communism, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those fake communists who the real revolutionaries are! Let’s build a world where everyone is equal, and where the only currency is friendship (and maybe a few diamonds). See you on the battlefield, comrade!

‘MineVag SMP – VAllure Adventures’

adorable, adult content, Adventures, Archive, asmr, Azura Dulait, cute, Discord, FAQ, Friends, greentext, head cutouts, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, MineVag, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, script, Shibi Cottonbum, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as adorable as a baby panda riding a unicorn? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest thing since baby Yoda! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those creepers sneaking up on you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of feral polar bears who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that all of our players are in a committed relationship with the server owner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

UglyDucklingMC SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty myth, beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, film industry, Hollywood, Hollywood beauty standards, Hollywood deception, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood illusions, Media influence, media manipulation, physical appearance, self esteem, self-perception, smp, societal pressure, ugly duckling, UglyDucklingMC, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Have you ever seen a movie where they try to pass off a supermodel as a “nerd” just because they wear glasses and a ponytail? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft SMP form! Our server is full of gorgeous players who are just pretending to be ugly for the lols. Join us and witness the most ridiculous transformations as we try to convince each other that we’re not actually stunningly attractive. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

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