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MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Votes:	3622
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1688
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	9016
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	3585	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	9272

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	193	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!