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Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	134	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Dimension Hops:	3
Emeralds Found:	6326	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Animals Bred:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!