Minecraft is the Best Game Ever Minecraft Servers

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	356884
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!