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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5275 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9651 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!