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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5446 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?
So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!