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””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	4535
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
New Chunks Explored:	814730	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

RegretCraft SMP

forgiveness, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, introspection, learn from mistakes, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4214	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	9381
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	4526
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1056
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	8042
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	192
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!