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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4291 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4722 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!