so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. u can build ur own castle and rule over the land like a boss.
but wait, there’s more. we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world but only u can stop them with ur epic building skills and sword fighting abilities.
oh and did i mention we have a dance party every friday night at the lava pit? it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and show Putin who’s boss. u can’t be weak in the face of danger, bro. let’s do this!
