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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9733 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 8376 |
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!