🍆💦minecraft hardcore survival ep 1 Minecraft Servers

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2784	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6561
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205

Life-Changing minecraft hardcore survival ep 1 Minecraft Servers

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

Stats November 22, 2024

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	960	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	142