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SpudSlayer420

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if they’re a little confused! Join us for a wild ride filled with music, culture, and maybe even a potato n***a or two.

Ever wanted to meet a guy from Ireland who thinks he’s black? Look no further! Our server is home to the most unique individuals, like our hip-hop loving, albino-looking friend who just can’t stop dropping the n-word. But don’t worry, we’ve got a solution – just call him a potato n***a and watch the drama unfold!

Join us as we navigate the fine line between offensive language and cultural identity. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so controversial? So come on down and decide for yourself – are we the assholes for joking around, or is our Irish friend just a little too sensitive? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of feeling ancient and decrepit in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow old-timers, for our server is here to inject some youthful energy back into your virtual veins! Join us and let your gray hairs down as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle pixelated dragons with your dentures (yes, dentures are a weapon in our server, don’t ask how, just roll with it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!

CraftyCupidMC

attraction, boldness, Communication, Connection, courage, CraftyCupidMC, DATING, first move, INITIATION, Intimacy, love, mutual interest, Partnership, Pursuit, relationship, relationship dynamics, romance, taking a chance, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy, wild, and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop, as they battle through dungeons, build towering castles, and even go on romantic moonlit walks together. Who made the first move in their relationship, you ask? Let’s just say it involved a diamond ring, a bouquet of roses, and a surprise proposal in the middle of a zombie horde.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearless ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and rules over a kingdom made entirely of chicken coops. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and help him conquer the land, or will you stand against him and fight for freedom and justice for all poultrykind?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RandomCraft: Pick2Win

chance, data analysis, likelihood, mathematical analysis, mathematical patterns, mathematical probabilities, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number theory, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical patterns, numerical probabilities, numerical relationships, numerical sequences, Pick2Win, Probability, random numbers, random selection, randomcraft, statistics, Theoretical

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, yo. like, one time, a player found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks, but when they tried to mine them, the blocks turned into dancing llamas wearing top hats. it was lit, fam.

also, did you know that on this server, if you build a house out of melons, the melons will actually start talking to you? yeah, they’ll tell you jokes and give you advice on how to defeat the evil mobs. it’s like having your own fruity sidekick, dude.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. now that’s some next level magic right there, amirite?

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server where the grass sings show tunes and the zombies breakdance? it’s a total party, bro.

TrekCraft: Where custom boss mobs treat you better than the economy

Boss, Custom, Economy, mobs, PvE, Treat, TrekCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1965
Villages Defended:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

TrekCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TrekCraft is not an ordinary server. We have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and staff that will help you through any situation. With a large number of game-enhancing plugins, players can have the best experience in building towns, leveling skills, and having fun with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is TrekCraft family friendly?	Yes, we are family friendly. Keep the chat appropriate for children.
What plugins does TrekCraft have?	We have Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, chest shops, crates, auctions, quests, and more.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is off in the wilds, but can be turned on in towns or arenas.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, you can see the full rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ or at /warp rules on the server.
How can I join TrekCraft?	You can join us at mc.TrekCraft.net or visit our website at https://www.trekcraft.ca for more information.

Warning: Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1065	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a protest demanding better working conditions in the Nether. And that’s not even the craziest part – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly dating a creeper!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and witness epic battles between rival factions, where the stakes are higher than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So why didn’t you heed the warning? Because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the sheer amount of fun you’ll have. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Gigi’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

#youtube, ABOVE BELOW, Arts, collab, Crab Game w/ HoloEN, debut, GIGI, Gigis, granblue fantasy, Hashtags, Hitomania Cover, LATEST, Links, Live, Lore Video, merch, Minecraft, Monetization Relay, Murin, PIXEL, Playground, previous, Recent Stream, relink, Sandalphon, Server, songs, Stream, Sunday Schedule, Tanabata Date Voice Pack 2024, Teaser, Upcoming, upskirting, xitter

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2026
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have Sandalphon upskirting events that will blow your mind. Who knew Sandalphon could be so scandalous?

2. Our latest and upcoming events are straight out of a fantasy world, just like Granblue Fantasy: Relink. Get ready for some mind-blowing adventures!

3. Monetization Relay on Sundays will have you questioning reality. Who knew making money could be so fun?

4. Tanabata Date Voice Pack 2024 will transport you to a whole new dimension. Get ready to fall in love with the voices of our virtual stars!

5. Crab Game with HoloEN will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew crabs could be so entertaining?

6. Hitomania Cover and ABOVE BELOW songs will have you dancing in your seat. Get ready to groove to some epic tunes!

7. Our debut lore video will have you on the edge of your seat. Get ready for a story that will leave you speechless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, #rkggk for all your artsy needs and #LFGIGI for all the live action. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

avoidance, BlockyLove, Communication Issues, Controlling, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ignore, INCONSISTENCY, Infidelity, lack of respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flag, relationship, Server, toxic behavior, trust issues, Unhealthy, unresolved conflicts, warning signs

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	83
Ores Mined:	5563	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We’ve got red flags flying left and right, but don’t worry, they’re all made of wool and easily avoidable. Join us for a chance to find love, or at the very least, a diamond sword to protect yourself from any heartbreak. Who needs therapy when you can just mine your feelings away?

BlockyLoveLand

arousal, BlockyLoveLand, desire, distinct, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Individual, kink, Niche, peculiar, Personal, Preference, rare, Specific, taboo, turn on, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	178	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blood pumping? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Imagine a world where creepers wear lingerie, skeletons do a seductive dance, and zombies… well, let’s just say they’re not the only ones hungry for brains! Join us for a truly unique and steamy Minecraft experience that will leave you begging for more. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to unleash your inner kinkiness and join us today!

MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy

aging, aging gracefully, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, expectancy, introspection, Life, life expectancy, life milestones, life stages, Longevity, mental health, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, personal growth, perspective, Self Discovery, self reflection, sixty years, thirty, time passing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!

why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?

so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!