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MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Emeralds Found:	1966	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	162
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4950
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ores Mined:	4440	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	678521	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	162
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3006	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!