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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6632 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!