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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8074 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.
join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.
plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!
