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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2397
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Ores Mined: 7174 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 377
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8199
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5533
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1094

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9852
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3339 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5957
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3263
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 944
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 347
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8323
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

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