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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1192 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.