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The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 265471451 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, Brigade, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	102	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Votes:	7754
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombies and skeletons to the latest Minecraft hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, whose eggs are said to grant wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!

blocky, city culture, city life, club, colorado, commuting, cost of living, denver, Denvers, Exploring, HIGH, housing market, Houston, Job Opportunities, job relocation, lifestyle change, Mile, Minecraft, mountain views, Moving, outdoor activities, outskirts, public transportation, Server, texas, traffic, twin, urban living, virtual, weather, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.

Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!

Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Farms Harvested:	843

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Potions Brewed:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

#youtube, Analysis, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, discussion, dreams, expert analysis, George Galloway, Glory, international relations, iran, IranianMinecraftMadness, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military display, nuclear program, pixelated, Politics, recent history, Ritters, sanctions, Scott, Scott Ritter, Technology, Video, weapons

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, CraftyLegends, Empyrean, Epic, Fiddlesticks, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, Legends, lolg, lols, malzahar, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Towns Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	161
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

5/10, 9/10 girls, achievement, comparison, Daily, discipline, Effort, goals, Improvement, jerk off, LazyPandaCraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, satisfaction, self improvement, self worth, self-control, self-discipline, success, work hard

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	81	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Ores Mined:	2328
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!