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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2089 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 712387 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”
