Minecraft funny survival Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ClothHoarder420

bills, clothes, ClothHoarder420, Depop, family, fashion, Friends, minimum wage, MONEY, Rent, sacrifice, second hand, SELLING, single mother, tough times, uk, University, upbringing, upper middle-class, vinted, Working class

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	6903	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fashionistas unite! Are you tired of boring old blocky clothes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can design your own pixelated outfits and strut your stuff in style!

Join us for epic fashion shows where you can show off your creations and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Don’t worry about funding your fashion obsession, because on our server, you can sell your unwanted items in our virtual marketplace to make room for more fabulous finds.

But beware, drama may ensue! Just like in real life, you may encounter jealous players who try to steal your designs or demand freebies. Will you stand your ground like a fashion warrior, or will you cave to the pressure of entitled players who think they deserve your hard-earned pixels?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the clothes are fierce, the drama is real, and the fashionistas rule the pixelated runway!

Dying4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, death-defying experience, Dying4Diamonds, escaping death’s grip, facing mortality, grateful to be alive, heart-pounding experience, heart-stopping encounter, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-altering moment, life-changing event, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, smp, staring death in the face, survival story, traumatic experience

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying on a daily basis! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and dangerous mobs that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

One time, a player accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, but miraculously survived by quickly building a bridge out of dirt. Another player got lost in a dark cave and was surrounded by creepers, but managed to escape by throwing potatoes at them until they exploded.

So if you’re looking for a server where every moment is a life-or-death situation, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

CraftyCash100K

budgeting, CraftyCash100K, dream come true, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, future planning, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, investing, life changing, life goals, Long-term goals, SAVING, sudden wealth, unexpected blessing, unexpected wealth, wealth management, windfall

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly find yourself stumbling upon a hidden chest filled with $100,000 worth of virtual diamonds! That’s right, not only do you get to build and explore in our epic world, but you also get rich while doing it. Who needs real-life inheritance when you can have a Minecraft fortune?

Join our server and watch as your virtual bank account skyrockets with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Use your newfound wealth to buy the rarest items, build the most extravagant castles, and flex on all your friends who are still stuck mining for coal.

But beware, with great wealth comes great danger. Rumor has it that a band of mischievous creepers have caught wind of your riches and are plotting to steal it all. Will you be able to protect your fortune and become the richest player in all the land? Join now and find out!

Titanic Swim Club

artifact, club, cruise, Deep Sea, Disaster, Exploration, historical, History, iceberg, luxury, Maritime, maritime archaeology, memorial, Museum, Ocean, Shipwreck, swim, swimming, Titanic, Tragedy, Underwater, WRECKAGE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can still take a swim in the pools on the Titanic! We got time-traveling dolphins that will give you a ride to the past so you can experience the luxury of the doomed ship. And don’t worry about drowning, our magical mermaids will save you with their waterproof laptops. Plus, we have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the ghost of Jack and Rose. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the craziest adventure of your life!

What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

anomaly, CASE, CaseOh, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, Streamer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchantments Applied:	156	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

CaseOh is a talented artist known for his unique blend of pop and electronic music. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has built a loyal following with his catchy hooks and infectious melodies. With a growing discography of hits, CaseOh continues to push the boundaries of his sound and carve out his own lane in the music industry.

A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets

1.21.1, Anarchy, Beard, Canada, challenge, challengeaccepted, Difficulty, Discord, HARD, Hardcore, key, Map, Mobcaps, Montreal, Nocheat, Nocheating, Nohacks, Noresets, Pigman, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Resets, Semianarchy, smp, Stole, Survival, teleports, ViewDistance, zombie

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Hymen Door Minecraft Server

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join Discord
Running	1.21.1
Clients	No hack clients
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ:

Q: Can I use hack clients on this server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed on this server. Any use of hack clients will result in disciplinary action.

Q: What is the server’s location?

A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.

Q: Is the difficulty level on this server challenging?

A: Yes, the server is set to Hard difficulty to provide a challenging gameplay experience.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: Join Discord

Passionate Nights Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Choice, decision, desire, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, Lust, Minecraft, misato, neon genesis evangelion, night, NIGHTS, passionate, passionate sex, Pleasure, Preference, Ritsuko, satisfaction, Server, temptation, ultimate desire, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between Misato and Ritsuko for a night of passionate sex… wait, what?! Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild and crazy, you never know what might happen next. Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous adventures and meet the weirdest characters in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with Misato and Ritsuko! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

Flavorful Blood Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, BIZARRE, Blood, Concept, different flavor, Ethereal, FANTASY, Flavorful, Idea blood, imagination, MAGICAL, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reality Marble, smp, speculative concept, speculative fiction, Supernatural, surreal, UBW, Unique, World Eggs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	2146

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for carrots. Don’t mess with them though, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a llama spit attack.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, CHEESE! Imagine building your base out of cheddar or mining for diamonds in a block of gouda.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken uprising). Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraft Bday Bash!

Affair, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, custody battle, Decision making, emotional detachment, emotional trauma, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, judgment, Love and affection, parental betrayal, relationships, sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5296
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and baby half-siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgment for not loving your dad’s secret love child.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any cheating scandals or family obligations. Plus, we have virtual parties that don’t involve awkward interactions with relatives trying to guilt trip you into bonding with a baby you have no interest in.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind! Who needs family celebrations when you can have a creeper party instead? See you in the game!

DieForDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, Commitment, Country, courage, DieForDiamonds, Duty, FAITH, family, freedom, Honor, Integrity, Justice, life purpose, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Principles, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, VALUES, worth dying for

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing worth dying for is a diamond sword? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you’re ready to risk your virtual life for the most ridiculous reasons. From fighting off zombie hordes for a chance to win a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-A-Lot, to participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the killer bunnies!), and even a hidden society of talking cows who will trade you rare items for a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even die for the most outrageous reasons imaginable. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero who saves the server from the wrath of the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.