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Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	1722
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	267
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Star Shards Collected:	162	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4703

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2593	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3472

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4967	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	129	Enchantments Applied:	265
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!