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MommaKickedMe15

abandonment, emotional trauma, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family reconciliation, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health struggles, MommaKickedMe15, mother-daughter relationship, moving on, seeking forgiveness, seeking help, single parent, support system, teenage depression, teenage struggles, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs unconditional love

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4091

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out with no warning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s life story!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of your own house by your own mom, only to be rescued by your grandma who enrolls you in a new school closer to her house. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just encounter a surprise visit from your estranged mom at your graduation party, where she begs for forgiveness and tries to win you back. Will you forgive her or tell her to leave like a boss? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape into?

Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

PuigdemontsGreatEscape

2017, Arrest warrant, Carles Puigdemont, Catalonia, Catalonia leader, Crisis, Crowd, Democracy, european union, extradition, fugitive, Government, independence bid, manhunt, Police, Political, PuigdemontsGreatEscape, separatist movement, spain, Supporters, Vanishing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the leader is constantly on the run from the police? well, look no further! come join our server where the Catalonia leader, Carles Puigdemont, is constantly playing hide and seek with the cops.

imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream house while also trying to avoid getting caught by the fuzz. it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but in minecraft!

join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the authorities just like Carles Puigdemont. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a fugitive yourself and have your own epic chase story to tell. don’t miss out on all the excitement, join our server now!

EcoSentryCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, capacity, changes, conservation, DETECTION, ecological monitoring, EcoSentryCraft, ecosystem health, ecosystem structure, environmental conditions, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, Environmental Science, Indicators, sensitivity, sentinel species, species diversity, species monitoring, wildlife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	7307
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got sentinel species dat can detect changes in da environment like nobody’s business. Picture dis: u mining away and suddenly a group of dolphins start flippin’ out, warnin’ u bout a creeper sneakin’ up behind u. How epic is dat? Plus, we got llamas dat spit on griefers tryna mess with ur build. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur stuff on dis server, cuz our sentinel species got ur back, yo. Join now and experience da wildest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

bedrock, bedrock port 19132, Covered, Discord, EclipseMC, eclipsemc.top:25565, Enchanting, home, Homes, Ip:, Land Claim, mobs, Plugins, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Version 1.21., Weve

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Star Shards Collected:	125
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Votes:	3921	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5867
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!