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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 439 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
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