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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1504 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3612 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Votes: | 6711 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and leave all your partner’s mental health issues behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, if you’re tired of being blamed for everything, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who understand the struggle.
And hey, if you need to spill some tea about your partner’s secret vape stash, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to listen and offer support. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some in-game dispensary medicine to help you relax and unwind.
So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even forget about all the craziness happening in your life. See you in the game!