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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4752 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Farms Harvested: | 602 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!