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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Items Found:	7864
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	286
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!