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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1093 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
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