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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3091 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 196 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
