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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1138 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6340 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?