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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9959 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
