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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1998 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7920 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!