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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4860 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!