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WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Votes:	4596	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Farms Harvested:	304	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ores Mined:	5363
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mines Excavated:	1680
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, deliberately, diplomatic relations, foreign aid workers, foreign policy, gaza, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Noobs, Peacekeeping, Politics, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.