🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!
