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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3969 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!