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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 683 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4725 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!