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DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

#announcement, Anime, Apple, berkshire hathaway, Business, Chronicles, comedy, DropoutGabeMC, Economy, finance, gabriel dropout, investing, market, Minecraft, News, Season, SEASON 2, selling stocks, Sequel, smp, stock market, Technology, television, warren buffett

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	3545
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

CarBlockerCraft

Boundaries, car size, CarBlockerCraft, Communication, community living, condo living, Conflict Resolution, consideration, garage space, INCONVENIENCE, neighbor dispute, neighborly behavior, parking issue, parking regulations, Pregnancy, problem solving, resolution, shared spaces, space allocation, ticket, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

TimeWarp SMP: When & Where?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream destinations, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Nostalgia, parallel universe, past, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, temporal manipulation, temporal paradox, time travel, timewarp, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Ores Mined:	1370	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time to ancient civilizations, futuristic worlds, or even the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and mine for ancient fossils.

But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?

BlockyLifeExperiences

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Emeralds Found:	1985	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Ever tried building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry creepers? No? Well, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, denmark, Denmark foreign policy, Denmark military, Denmark military support., Denmark news, Denmark-Russia relations, Equipment, FOREIGN AID, international aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast military aid, KurskCraft, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, military support, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	6464
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy military aid package from Denmark, like $115 million worth of stuff. and get this, you can use the equipment in Kursk Oblast. like, who even knows where that is, but it sounds cool, right? so come join the madness and conquer the world with us, cuz why not? #yolo #minecraftlife

NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

Conflict Resolution, Czech president, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace negotiations, Peeve, pet, political alliances, Putins, regional stability, Russian occupation, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4793

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

aggression, aggressive behavior, AggroNarcissists, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, attention seeking, cyberbullying, destructive behavior, disruptive behavior, internet culture, internet trolls, low self-esteem, mental health, negative behavior, new study, online anonymity, online behavior, online harassment, psychological study, social media, toxic behavior, TrollCraft, vulnerable narcissism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀

active members, application form, August 25th, Communication, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Rollbacks, season 3, SECURITY, server backups, Survival, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates
Whitelisted	Secure environment with whitelist
Server Backups	Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

When does Season 3 start?

Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1

Is there voice chat available on the server?

Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.

How can I stay updated with events and discussions?

Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.

Is the server secure?

Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.

Do you provide server backups?

Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.

ChopCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, Chappy Day, ChopCraft, cult classic, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, devil hunter, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Gore, Horror, humor, Makima, Manga, Minecraft, Pochita, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	New Chunks Explored:	30023
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!

DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!