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Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1524	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!