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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9287 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
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