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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8395 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2189 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.
So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.