Minecraft DESPRRADO Minecraft Servers

Minecraft DESPRRADO Minecraft Servers

  • DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7141
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBraNoProbsMC

    NoBraNoProbsMC
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6813
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

    Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

    Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

    So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 3891
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5373
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mines Excavated: 4220
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8667 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1668
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Magic Items Found: 2175
    Potions Brewed: 103 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6503 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3997
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Votes: 4978 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Emeralds Found: 8806

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

    Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 189
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

    Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

    So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

    TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7375
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

    Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 972
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 209 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mines Excavated: 4110
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

    Server Information:

    IP moonbat.ddns.net
    Version 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

    A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

    Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: How often does the server get updated?

    A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Banhammered Minecraft Server

    Banhammered Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8884
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Farms Harvested: 315
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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