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MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5224

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	1130	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8158	Emeralds Found:	1005
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Potions Brewed:	100	Players Killed by Monsters:	1384
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3708	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!